‘Simple Times’ Table of Contents

Grand Central Publishing has released their fall/winter 2010 catalog, which offers a look at the table of contents for Amy’s upcoming book, Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People. Chapters include:

1. Coconuts
2. Fake Candle Making
3. The Joy of Poverty
4. Handicraftable
5. Safety Meetin’
6. Crafting for the Dead, and Other Celebrations
7.  Confectioneries
8. Sick Room
9. Crafting for Jesus
10. Hay Burners
11. Making Love
12. Sausages
13. Teenager Crafts, or Teenagers Have a lot of Pain
14. Unreturnable Homemade Gift Giving
15. Knowing Your Knack for Knick-Knacks

(I know that the Hay Burners chapter is about crafting for rabbits, but I’m not sure about the rest.)